"Pro offering to carry any Iron Skull Wilderness player through god-tier instances like S1 and S2! Males must pay 100k gold, and females, 10 gold! We welcome both old or new customers, and we guarantee that our service and technique will be to your satisfaction!"

I shouted on top of my lungs as I stood at an intersection of Bonecrush Forest feeling really pleased with myself.

Behind me, Hickey burst into a giggle. "Can you not not crack a joke, boss?"

Warscar followed behind us and laughed just as loudly. "It’s finally my turn, dammit! I can die without regrets if I truly can gather a full set of S1 equipment!"

I rolled my eyes at him. "Broaden your horizons, country bumpkin!"

Hickey chuckled good-naturedly. "Let’s go. With Boss Lu Chen in our party, we’ll definitely beat this in one try."

"Of course! Our boss has beaten even the S2 instance in one try! What could S1 possibly do to us?" Warscar declared confidently.

Reality was a cruel mistress for the simple-minded brute though.

Warscar disregarded orders, aggroed mobs like an idiot and lost 50% of his level. It was a heart-wrenching moment to say the least.

Thankfully, everything else about the...