“Please stop!” Xia Lei cried, suddenly clutching his stomach. He looked anxious, embarrassed. 

The teaching assistant furrowed his brows. “Mister Ma Lei, what’s the matter?”

“My stomach hurts!” said Xia Lei frantically. “Stop the car! Stop the car!”

“Professor Ferkel’s house has a toilet. I can drive faster.” The assistant stepped on the accelerator. 

“I can’t hold it in anymore! Stop now!” roared Xia Lei.

“What’s up with you?!” The assistant did not stop the car, instead drove faster. 

Linda also looked at Xia Lei with an odd look. Although she didn't say anything, she was obviously displeased by his behaviour. 

He grew more dramatic. “Alright, I’ll fucking shit in your car!” 

That worked. The assistant stepped on the brakes. 

When the car screeched to a halt, Xia Lei quickly opened the door and slipped into the forest by the road. 

“Miss Linda, your friend is very vulgar. He...