“You’re a gentleman? Then what are we, just nobodies?? Don’t tell me that you don’t lust after the Yu’s pastries, good wines, and Buddha Jumps Over the Wall? What a hypocrite! Xiaofan, when the moment comes, just prepare a cup of plain water for him. He so badly wants to be a gentleman, so let him stay one!” Zang Borui exploded in anger and began to argue vehemently with Liu Hongzhang.  

Little Shitou, who was stuck in-between them and feeling quite awkward, helplessly sighed within his heart before he said, “My dear friends, just what sort of hatred do you have between you two that make you fight whenever you see each other as if you’re in a love-hate relationship? Let’s get it all out in the open and decide whether you will both make up or have a clean break. Make it final, alright?” 

Zang Borui had a more straightforward personality and frowned, thinking for a long time, before he finally stated with a stupefied expression on his face, “We don’t really have a hateful history between us. But, what the hell is a ‘love-hate relationship’? Xiaofan, can you stop spewing out these weird and bizarre phrases of yours?” 

“You dare to claim that the phrases that my second older sister likes to say are weird. You’re done! Be careful. My second sister might add some wasabi into your favorite matcha cake!” Little Shitou had a look in his eyes that said ‘you’re done for’, which made Zang Borui’s...