Hearing Lu Ran’s voice, Captain Doofus quickly finished its food and dashed out.0

“Woof!” 0

It wagged its tail, its mood still not particularly joyful. After all, its weapon had just broken. Although it had already made a mental note of the grudge, it would take a while for its mood to recover.0

“Look over there.” Lu Ran gestured toward the ground nearby.0

Huh? 0

Captain Doofus looked over in confusion. On the ground laid a plant that looked remarkably like a sword. Its root resembled a hilt, and its leaf resembled a blade.0

Captain Doofus was hesitant. 0

Could this be the legendary… lying grass? 0

It often heard humans exclaim lying grass, and now it finally saw the real thing![1] 2

Upon seeing the plant, Captain Doofus grew serious.0

Could this lying grass be the new sword Captain Lu prepared for it? It felt a bit silly. Originally, carrying a sword in its mouth was already abstract enough. Now, using grass as a sword, wouldn’t that be even more abstract?0

But then again, as a dog, carrying grass somehow seemed perfectly reasonable. With a look of wisdom, Captain Doofus’ brain began to overheat, forcing it to release...3